they're ex-unicorns, right?

IS THAT A BABY IN YOUR SWEATPANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 10:04:27 -0500

IS THAT A BABY IN YOUR SWEATPANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

So Kurt Cobain made a list of his 50 favorite records, and I...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 10:24:15 -0500

So Kurt Cobain made a list of his 50 favorite records, and I made a little mix from some of them because of course.

thefrisky: 9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With:...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:28:36 -0400

thefrisky:

9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With: The Hindenberg Explosion

thefrisky: Unimpressed Cat is like, “I don’t care that you’ve...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:27:16 -0400

thefrisky:

Unimpressed Cat is like, “I don’t care that you’ve been to Burning Man twice, Julia.” (via 9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With Julia Allison – The Frisky)

thefrisky: 9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With:...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:26:46 -0400

thefrisky:

9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With: McKayla Maroney

I MADE THIS. thefrisky: 9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:25:17 -0400

I MADE THIS.

thefrisky:

9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With: The Aurora Borealis

Weed math Is the new math.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 11:12:33 -0400

Weed math Is the new math.

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Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:53:34 -0400

Nobody mack on my functionally retarded tube bartender...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 16:56:20 -0400

Nobody mack on my functionally retarded tube bartender boyfriend, okay?

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Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:32:00 -0400

Our Definitive Bath Salts Dating Questionnaire

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:08:00 -0400

Me: "Have you ever stayed up six days straight convinced of your own powers as a demigod?"
Me: "Do you currently or have you ever bled from every orifice simultaneously?"
julieannesmolinski: How many snakes do you see right now?
me: Are you arguing on behalf of "the reaping?" Is "the reaping" happening right now?
julieannesmolinski: How quickly could you scale and then eat a midsized ikea book case?
me: How many untamed stallions live inside your soul?
julieannesmolinski: Why does your neighbor's dog talk so much? Is he stealing money from you?
me: Intestines: Better inside or out?
julieannesmolinski: When did you first realize that you were an eel demon of Japanese myth?

"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my..."

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:46:52 -0400

““Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, ‘Dear Jim: I loved your card.’ Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, ‘Jim loved your card so much he ate it.’ That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.” — Maurice Sendak”

- He ate it up, he loved it so!

(via ameliamagritte)

Sex with Bon Iver would be THE WORST. The room would smell like...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 09:49:15 -0400

Sex with Bon Iver would be THE WORST. The room would smell like cedar and it would be SO COLD. I bet he would, like, smell faintly of sardines and there’d be a corner of his bedroom reserved for his ARTISINAL KOMBUCHA OPERATION.

ameliamagritte:

Julie: “Sex with Bon Iver would be THE WORST. The room would smell like cedar and it would be SO COLD. I bet he would, like, smell faintly of sardines and there’d be a corner of his bedroom reserved for his ARTISINAL KOMBUCHA OPERATION.”

boniverotica:

Today Bon Iver wrapped me in his flannel, which smelled like charred pine and licorice, and took me outside to show me a perfect spiderweb.

What did you do today?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:18:47 -0400

What did you do today?

NEW SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:45:39 -0400

NEW SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!

"More of: articles about life from a VARIETY of ladies’ POV. More work from ladies of colour -..."

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:26:18 -0400

“More of: articles about life from a VARIETY of ladies’ POV. More work from ladies of colour - like First Nations women, how about what life is like and what nail polish is trending in the Inuit community, and how hard is it to get decent makeup when everything is airlifted in? Or how about giving us some cultural perspectives - I love to read LaineyGossip because Lainey is very Chinese Vancouverite and that flavours her work even though it’s not the central focus. And I’d like to see some regular writing by someone out of her 20s. I’d like to hear some perspective from a 60 year old woman, for example.”

- This is what the internet needs more of, according to some stupid xojane commenter. THE INTERNET IS AN AMAZING PLACE!!!

AGREE!

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:41:19 -0400

AGREE!:

tylercoates:

I’m fascinated with the narrative of the media’s complaints. She’s rich! She’s aware that she’s rich! She doesn’t really speak for a generation! The show is too white! Like, no one would write anything about the socio-cultural aspects of, say, Eastbound & Down, even though there’s nothing…

"Your entire generation is boring. Seriously, severely, unimaginably boring. And you will not shut..."

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:57:01 -0400

“Your entire generation is boring. Seriously, severely, unimaginably boring. And you will not shut up! You talk and talk and talk about nonsense all day long, everywhere, accomplishing absolutely nothing other than polluting the sidewalks and cafes with the blathering details of your empty lives. The only thing that makes it even remotely tolerable is knowing that in a couple of years, you’ll be gone. All of you. Back to whatever shitbox of a town you came from, or the city that your finace you met on JDate lives in. You’re all temporary inconveniences, and hopefully the next generation that replaces you will be better. Sure as hell can’t get much worse.”

- Gawker commenters, your delicious bitterness cups froth over.

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Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:28:31 -0400

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, NETFLIX!

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:02:00 -0500

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, NETFLIX!