- me: like, i don't have any tattoos but i would totally get a tube tattoo
- bitner: HAHAH
- around your ankle?
- a big black band?
- me: nah man, on my bicep
- in neon green
- and it would have a string that would link to a floating cooler on myother bicep
- bitner: daaammn. i'd pay $40 to see that
- if you start a kickstarter thing for it, i'm committing $40 right now
- me: dog, you are tempting a bitch like craze right now
- bitner: just saying. $40.
- the offer stands for the next 60 days.
- i'll be here
- me: thanks i'm going to post that on facebook
- and see who else might be interested in supporting this horrible idea.
- bitner: you're gonna have a tattoo in like 7 hours