they're ex-unicorns, right?

No duhz.
  • me: like, i don't have any tattoos but i would totally get a tube tattoo
  • bitner: HAHAH
  • around your ankle?
  • a big black band?
  • me: nah man, on my bicep
  • in neon green
  • and it would have a string that would link to a floating cooler on myother bicep
  • bitner: daaammn. i'd pay $40 to see that
  • if you start a kickstarter thing for it, i'm committing $40 right now
  • me: dog, you are tempting a bitch like craze right now
  • bitner: just saying. $40.
  • the offer stands for the next 60 days.
  • i'll be here
  • me: thanks i'm going to post that on facebook
  • and see who else might be interested in supporting this horrible idea.
  • bitner: you're gonna have a tattoo in like 7 hours