they're ex-unicorns, right?

No duhz.

That Guy Died? I LOVED HIM IN THAT THING!

@BoobsRadley and I are big fans of THIS GUY’S work. Because you know when you’re watching WALKER, TEXAS RANGER and you’re like, I wonder what anonymous range hand thug did before he was in this! He’s so talented:

  • Slomins Shield Commercial, HOME INVADER NUMBER ONE
  • Homophobic Salad Bar Customer #2, “Designing Women” 
  • Roadhouse bar customer/drifer “ROADHOUSE” (nonspeaking role)
  • Husband who spills beef gravy on self, SHOUT! commercial
  • Sharecropper/Dustbowl Shandy, traveling company of “OF MICE AND MEN”
  • Trucker Eating Pie who Gets Decapitated By a Crossbow, “From Dusk Til Dawn 3” (Straight to video)
  •  Helicopter Pilot Who Is Gunned Down in Drug Trafficking incident gone awry, “MIAMI VICE”
  • Klansman with a Limp, Hallmark Channel Special about an Interracial Family That Adopts A Fire House Dog
  • Abusive Husband Who Is Killed Off Early On In LMN movie About A Woman Who Has a Psychotic Break and Becomes a Black Widow.
  •  Short Order Cook, Al Pacino’s Nephew’s Gritty Brooklyn Crime Drama, Financed By Al Pacino, Official Selection: Sacramento Film Festival
  • Loveable Neighborhood Retard Abused by Gang of Bullies Led By Skeet Ulrich, in an Indie Film Produced by Skeet Ulrich’s Cougar Girlfriend, Straight to Video
  •  Cabbie Into Whose Cab a Flustered Matthew McConaughey Jumps, Shouting “Follow that weddin’ limo!” Who Replies, “You gotta be kiddin’ me!”, Untitled Matthew McConaughey Kate Hudson Project (2013)
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